What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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