- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

I killed someone on minecraft.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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