How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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