Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Hahaha

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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This joke is funny

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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arena football

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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