- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

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