- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old are you? 20

Knock knock Fuck off!

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

your mum

I'm 4 and what is this?

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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