Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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CAS

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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