Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Amazing

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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