- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

this is not a joke. jks

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

I will create more jobs for americans

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Turkeys are obese

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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