- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

we all know sammi has a penis

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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