Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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a man walked into a bar....

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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What's the deal with brown?

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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