- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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long in the tooth!

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Yock

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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