A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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pudding

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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