"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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