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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

womens rights

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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