- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

The Holocaust

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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