Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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Anti Joke

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