- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

What comes after 23? 24.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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