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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

I'm 4 and what is this?