what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

a horse nibbled a baby

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

heyy emit chase wazzup

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

civil rights

hey

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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