Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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