- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Lets Go Lakers!

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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"Knock knock." "No."

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