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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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