- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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