I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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2 Penises

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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