"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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