what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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