Catholicism.

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Are you a tree

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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9/11.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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haha

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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