how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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I hate blackniggers

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Anti Joke

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