There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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