- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

Wright flyer

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

God

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