When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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Ross.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Anti Joke

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