Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What happened to Liam? He Died.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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