- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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