Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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I'm Jewish

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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I need to start studying.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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