who ever is reading this....

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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