I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

penus

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

Women's rights.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Z.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

your mom died.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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