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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Dan walked into a jelly fish

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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