- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

2 + 2 = fish

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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