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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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