Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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sure!

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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