- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

How high is a Chinaman

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

knock knock There's no door

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

I wrote a funny joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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