- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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