a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Anti Joke

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