why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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your no better than a cockroach

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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