how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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I just drank a cola.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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hey, my names mark.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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