- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Your mam is so fat.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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