What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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THE END.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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