A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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