One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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