What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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You know whats funny Aids

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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