An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Seven

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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