What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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LIFE :(

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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its snowing on mount fuji

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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