- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

What happened to Liam? He Died.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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