Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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