- Anti Joke

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Safe sex MR

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores