- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Sammi suck kyles chode

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Wright flyer

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why was the boy sad? because.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

A man penetrates another man.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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