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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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