- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

whos district champs not JM

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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