- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What happened to Liam? He Died.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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