A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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when debbie meets downer

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Your face

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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