What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops