What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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like if your cool

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so how about that irline food

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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