- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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