Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Testicles.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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