Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

ugvvvvvv

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

jcjdj

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Dusters blow stuff.

my gramma died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...