- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

WOw you have no life

Were can you find a bag of meth?

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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