Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

kaite is dumb that is true

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

The NBA and womens sports

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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