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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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H o m o comes out as homo

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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