- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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