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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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