What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

National security?

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

THE GAME

What's blue? The sky.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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