want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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OOOOPPS /

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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